If you don’t give me a chance, how i can gain any experience? By absorb it from movie, another people, or googling? You're lucky that i'm honest about it.

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Kalo ente nggak kasih ane kesempatan, gimana ane mau punya pengalaman? Dari nyontek film? Ngisep pengalaman orang? Ato dari om gugel? Yakalee...
Masih untung ane jujur soal ini.

Trust me, when i'm searching for a job, i don’t have any intention to exploit you at all, i’m not golddigger anyway. I just need to fulfill all my needs in order to living well. Oh, and also some appreciations for my creation and effort. FYI, i’m college graduate, all my educational backgrounds is the result of big financial asset (and sacrifices), and i just wanna inform you that i did’t get it for free.

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Percaya dah, waktu ane nyari kerja, ane nggak punya niat sama sekali buat bikin ente bangkrut. Ane cuma butuh duit buat nyukupin kebutuhan hidup ane biar hidup ane enak. O iya, sekaligus juga penghargaan atas kreasi dan usaha ane. Buat info aja nih, ane lulusan universitas, semua biaya pendidikan ane tuh pake modal tuh, ngorbanin duit dan tenaga juga, dan itu nggak gratis looh!

Well, honestly i’m short, but i won’t let anyone look down on me only based on that. Is height have any relation with any work ability here? Do i have to reach something high or anything?
If not, then it’s not important requirement, it’s just bothersome and discriminating.
And i just need to confirm, you are searching for a human worker, not a barbie figure to display (and maybe tease) her in your office, aren’t you? If the answer is yes, this kind of requirement should be eliminated.

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Jujur aja ye, ane tuh pendek, tapi ane nggak mau ada yang ngeremehin ane gara-gara itu doang. Lagian emang apa hubungannya tinggi badan sama kerjaan ini? Emang ane harus setiap hari ngambil barang di tempat tinggi gitu?
Kalo nggak ya berarti ini syarat yang nggak penting nih, cuma bikin masalah dan diskriminasiin ajah.
Terus ane juga mau mastiin, ente nyari pekerja manusia kan? Bukan cewek secakep dan selangsing barbie buat dipajang (dan mungkin digodain) di kantor ente?

I just need to be appreciate as a human, not a robot. I also have my personal life beside my work life. I also have a family, just like you. I need my personal time, just like you.

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Ane juga mau dihargain sebagai manusia, bukan robot. Ane juga punya kehidupan sendiri di samping kehidupan kerja ini. Ane juga pan punya keluarga, sama kayak ente. Ya ane juga perlu waktu pribadi, sama aja kayak ente boss.

I don’t want my job stands in the way of my love life, or otherwise. With this requirement you’re not searching for your mate, aren’t you?

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Ane kagak mau nih kerjaan ane ngalangin kehidupan percintaan ane alias jodoh ane (ceilaah..), begitu juga sebaliknya. Dengan adanya syarat begini, ente bukannya lagi nyari pasangan kan ya boss?

Honestly, everytime i read a requirement such as “Mampu bekerja dibawah tekanan”, i’m already scared. It scares me with just imagining what kind of pressure do you mean? And how you will press me off? It’ll just chase away all of the job applicants.
Don’t use it anymore in the job requirement please, we are already know we’ll find troubles (and maybe some troublesome person) everywhere.

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Sejujurnya, kalo ane nemuin syarat kayak "Mampu bekerja dibawah tekanan", ane udah takut duluan. Ya takutlah, ngebayangin apa coba tekanan yang dimaksud? Terus segimana sadis si boss mau nekan kita? (Kayaknya niat bgt buat neken) Ini cuma bakal ngusir semua pelamar kerja.
Jangan dipake lagi deh, kita udah pada tau kok, dimana-mana pasti kita ketemu masalah (dan mungkin orang2 nyebelin yg jd sumber masalah).

My certificate is the result of my sweat and blood. How you can easily force me to let you keep it? It’s belong to me, i will keep it “safer” than you, trust me.

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Ijasah itu hasil keringat dan darah ane boss. Gimana bisa ente dengan gampangnya maksa ane buat biarin ente yang nyimpen? Itu punya ane, ane bakal simpen ini lebih aman kok, percaya deh!

Why everyone here always measure any qualification with digit and numbers? I’m sick of it. As you can see, i’m not taking any TOEFL test but i can speak english well. At least it’s good enough to write all of this and watch movies with english subtitles. Just try to speak with me in english, i won’t just show you about grammar and tenses, better than that, i’ll show you how interesting it could be.

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Kenapa sih disini semua kualitas harus diukur pake angka2? Eneg tau! Ente liat aja nih, ane nggak pernah ambil tes TOEFL tapi ane bisa tuh ngomong pake bahasa inggris. Seenggaknya cukup lah buat nulis ini semua dan nonton film dengan subtitle inggris. Coba aja dah sekali-sekali ngobrol sama ane pakai bahasa inggris, ane bukan cuma bakal nunjukin soal grammar ama tenses, lebih dari itu, ane bakal tunjukin segimana menarik jadinya nanti.

Well, i’m sure that it’s not count as ability. But i bet, you wanna know about this. But this is not guarantee that i’ll know everything about computer stuff. So don’t ask me to repair your computer or something like that, i’m woman though.

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Ane nggak yakin sih ini tergolong "kemampuan". Tapi ane yakin, ente pasti mau tau soal ini. Tapi ini bukan jaminan kalo ane tau seemuanya tentang komputer. Jadi jangan suruh ane ngebenerin komputer atau hal2 diluar jobdesk ane kyk gitu ya, ane kan juga wanita.

So if you’re searching for –robotic like employment that have to do whatever you tell him and doesn’t have right to argue however absurd and irrational task it would be-, sorry, i’m not your best choice.

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Jadi kalo ente mencari -pegawai kayak robot yang harus menurut apapun yang bos perintahkan dan nggak punya hak untuk membantah sengaco apapun tugasnya-, maaf ya, ane bukan pilihan yang tepat.

I have this feature more than the average person have. Maybe you think it looks like it’s not important now. But you’ll find it very beneficial later. You don’t want to hire a psychopath, do you?

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Ane punya sifat ini lebih dr orang2 lain. Mungkin ente boleh bilang sekarang ini kelihatannya nggak penting, tapi nanti ente bakal sadar ini menguntungkan banget kok. Ente nggak mau kan ya merekrut psikopat? (Org yg nggak punya empati dan sensitifitas)

Again, maybe you find it cliche. But literally “i cannot lie”. I’m not a good liar, and i choose not to do what i can’t properly do.

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Ini juga mungkin kedengerannya klise, tapi ane benar2 nggak bisa bohong. Ane bukan pembohong yang handal, jadi ane putuskan nggak melakukan hal yang nggak bisa ane lakukan dengan baik (bohong).

I’m the master of thinking out of the box. I’m radically anti-mainstream. If someone thinking like A, i will try so hard to think something so different, like Z, or even Ohm.
And about idea, i have bunch of that here in my brain. It’s always popped out anytime anywhere, spontaneously.
Imagination? That’s my weapon. Color? That’s my world. Art? That’s my thing. A good sense of humor? That’s my gift. FYI, digital art and drawing are both my hobbies.

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Ane nih jagonya berpikir di luar kebiasaan. Ane bener2 anti mainstream. Kalo orang2 berpikir A, ane bakal berusaha keras untuk punya pikiran yang jauh beda, kayak Z, atau Ohm (Itu loh, huruf yunani).
Soal ide, nih banyak di kepala ane, muncul aja gitu nggak peduli waktu & tempat.
Imajinasi? Senjata ane. Warna? Dunia ane. Seni? Ane banget. Kepintaran ngelawak? Itu sih bakat. Buat info aja, digital art sama menggambar itu hobi ane dua2nya.

My literature teacher proud of this part of me. I can write beautiful poems, a great fictional story that you couldn’t even think of, and maybe help you to compose a flattery for your beloved one.
My IQ test have proven that i have good linguistic ability more than the average (and also visual...or something like that). I just like a combination of Shakespeare and Picasso, isn’t that cool?

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Guru bahasa ane bangga ama kemampuan ane ini nih. Ane bisa tulis puisi yang indah, cerita fiksi keren yang bahkan nggak pernah terpikir sama ente, dan mungkin bantuin ente ngarang gombalan buat pacar.
Tes IQ ane udah buktiin ane punya kemampuan lingustik lebih dari rata2 (sama visual...atau semacam itulah). Ane pan jadi kayak gabungan dari Shakespeare sama Picasso, keren kan?

What we can't do with this? Or more precisely “What can we do without this?”.

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Apa coba yang kita nggak bisa lakuin dengan ini? Atau lebih tepatnya, "Kita bisa apa tanpa ini?"

I have a certification for this, i hope it’s enough to prove that i have the ability in this field.

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Ane punya sertifikat mengenai ini, ane harap itu cukup buat buktiin ane punya kemampuan di bidang ini.

Honestly, i’m fed up with this. I’ve made a complicated website with MySQL database with so much entry until i can’t count it anymore and it’s confusing. I mean making is somehow easier than managing.

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Jujur ane muak sama ini. Ane pernah bikin website rumit pakai MySQL database dengan entry yang banyak banget sampai ane nggak bisa itung manual lagi dan itu bingungin banget. Maksud ane ya entah kenapa gampangan bikin ya daripada mengelola database.

Honestly, i’m not expert of this. I’m quite forget about this, but if you need it i will learn again, not a problem.

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Sejujurnya, ane nggak mahir soal ini. Ane rada-rada lupa soal ini, tapi kalo dibutuhin ane bisa belajar lagi kok, nggak masalah.

I’ve learned it since in elementary school. Maybe slightly forgotten, but i can learn it very fast, i have the basic though.

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Ane udah belajar ini dari SD. Mungkin sedikit2 lupa, tapi ane bisa cepat belajar lagi kok, toh ane udh kuasai dasar2nya.

I’m considered as a diligent student in my school days, so diligent that i used to do my homeworks during school breaktime in my class on the same day the homework was given. Maybe that’s also the cause that i have no boyfriend during my school days. Sigh.
I also have strong willpower, and when i decide to do something i’ll never regret it. I don’t like to grouch, because i don’t like seeing a grouchy person.

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Ane termasuk anak yang rajin waktu sekolah, saking rajinnya dulu ane biasa kerjain PR selama istirahat di kelas di hari PR itu dibagiin. Mungkin ini sebabnya ane nggak punya pacar waktu masa2 sekolah (Sial).
Ane juga punya kemauan keras, dan kalo ane udah mutusin, ane nggak bakal menyesalinya. Ane nggak suka mengeluh karena ane nggak suka liat orang yang suka ngeluh.

Just treat me nice and i will cling to you, i mean to this job.

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Perlakukan aja ane dengan baik dan ane akan nempel terus ama ente, maksudnya nempel terus ama kerjaan ini.

I’m very optimistic person. So optimistic that i believe miracle is always happen and true love is exist.
Just like in cinderella story, “No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dreams that you wish will come true.”

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Ane orang yang sangat optimis. Saking optimisnya ane percaya keajaiban selalu ada dan cinta sejati itu nyata.
Kayak di cerita cinderella aja.

I can prove it with SKCK and if needed maybe another document from the police office. But what kind of criminal that this -adorable cute young adult woman- could do? Breaking someone’s heart? Kidding.

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Ane bisa buktiin ini dengan SKCK dan kalo perlu mungkin dokumen lain dari kepolisian. Tapi kejahatan apa yang bisa dilakukan sama -wanita muda imut dan bikin pingin meluk- ini? Bikin seseorang patah hati? Hahaha, becanda.

I have bunch of my certificates in my room, from elementary school till now. You can check it and maybe find something interesting that relevant and beneficial for this job.

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Ane punya banyak sertifikat di kamar ane, sejak SD sampai sekarang. Ente bisa lihat dan mungkin bisa temuin sesuatu yang menarik atau nyambung dan menguntungkan buat pekerjaan ini.