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Indonesialah Yang Terhebat (yang luar negri manded,Masuup)
Hi Guys,Good To See You


Sekarang,Saya mau Ngasih tau kalian tentang Pengalaman Saya yang saya alami selama ini kalo kemana-mana.

Kita menengok negara tetangga kita,Singapura....
Ada bangunan tiga menara dengan satu perahu di atas Yang bernama marina bay sands.....
Saya bicara kepada Salah satu Company man Di singapore Pas Lagi Sarapan Pagi
Company Man: A
Saya: B

A; You Must Be Indonesian...
B : How Did You Know??
A : Because , 80% Who stayed here are mostly indonesian... Your people is very rich,.. You Know The Shoppes over there...Its full of Luxurious brands..and guess what,its full of indonesian .....Only 40% are singaporean And rest of them are Si bei jialat bangla...(mungkin Bangladesh)
B : realy...?? I Cant imagine that...!!(sebenarnya udah bisa nebak)
A :And there's Casino Over therewell 20% are indonesian...i know ,Gambling is forbidden in your country,,....and thats why we build it...we build the casino because we persuade indonesian who loves gambling to come to singapore...
B : Wow...Tell Me more..
A: We very thankful to have a such a nice and rich neighbour...Changi airport ,The biggest in southeast asia, are full with Indonesian routes...imagine,More Than 40 Flight per day to and from indonesia....and your people always shop here...no matter how expensive condo in bihsan,Your people Will buy it .. Singapore Airlines,The most expensive airliner...How can people Buy About 400 USD For 2 hr flight ....And its FULLBOOKED... Your country is so rich...

A : Singapore always import some Milk From Indonesia And australia...even,we import rice from indonesia

B : What About Malaysia ( Gue Ngetes Doang)

A : Wah Laoeh...Malaysia Is Sibeijialat ah ...They Stole Our job....They talk like a shit....always arrogant...they said ."our country is better than you"...Bwtter From what!!! Singlish,The most Popular language in singapore....THEY COPY IT.... They Said That They Found That language...Heleeh... Thats why i know How pissed off you are when they claiming ur Heritage...

B: Yaah...I Know,But By The way...Thanks For Beautiful Conversation ,Sir...

A : Oya...Dont forget To visit us again and again.....hahahha

Tau Kan ....Betapa Kuasanya Kita di negri Orang lain....
Betapa Mereka Menghormati Dan Menghargai Negri Kita ....


Ini Cerita yang kedua ...Dari Negri Yang Sama Juga,Singapura...

Kali Ini,Gue Ngobrol Dengan Ko-ngko Bugis Street (Kayak Asemkanya Singapore)

A; Ngkoh
B : Ane


B : Good day ,sir...
A: ..eh Ah... Good day hah, So hot in this shit island...better migrate ah ..
B ;Why,Singapore is so great ...(Gue Taro Kata Kata Pemancing)
A : Great??? From What Aspect??? ...Singapore is so crowded now you know....so many bangla and prc come to take our job,condo.....Singapoe ah...Everytime,anywhere..theres always FINE.....Why we cant have a gum candies in our throat....why cigarrate price is so higeh ah....im so stressed.,, You Know,Young Man...Back in my day,I Have a beautiful friends from indonesia ...He is very rich....Someday,he asked me to take a visit to jakarta in 2003..Woow,,,,Ive never see such as dirty city....But in my prospective,i see a nirvana....Cigarates Only 2 Dollar SGD...Wah Liao...So Cheap aah...We can Chew Gum everyhere....There's lots off great stuff to buy... No Wonder he always looks happy and healthly....Singapore compare to indonesia....aah so faar u know....its like compare A Gold with Souveniers...Indonesia is like Gold mine.....i Like indonesia....Eh...By The way,U from indonesia eh??
B :Yup(Dengan Bangganya)
A : If i were you,I will never spend my money to visit and buy some shit from shit island...Waste your money aah....think twice,Young Man...
B: I Do This trip Because Health reason...
A :thank God ure not dummy....Lots of fool teenagers from indonesia visit singapoe for fun...Fun??? Where's fun part in singapore....?? Universal...Cmon,Admit it...universal is smaller than doofun..(Dufan Maksudnya Dia)Haiiyaa...its useless ah...But thanks by the way for buying the souvenirs...without indonesian,with what money should we pay for food,??? How i live my life without any money..How can i feed my son,my grand children without money..Thank You,Indonesian (Sampe Nangis dianya Gan....Seriusan!!)


Mereka Menghormati Kita.....
Kita Malah Menjatuhkan Harga diri kita sendiri...
Buka Mata Kalian Guys...Kita Terlalu Besar Diremehkan...
Terlalu kaya dibilang miskin...
Terlalu Pintar untuk dipanggil Bodoh...
Aku sebut Negri itu , INDONESIAemoticon-I Love Indonesia (S)emoticon-I Love Indonesia (S)

Ane Ngelanjutin Thread ini LAGI...Kalo Ada Yang Komeng Lebih Dari 10,,,


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